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Keep 'Em Coming Covid ...

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by Bill Rice, Jr.

We're ALL GOING TO DIE COVID

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I hate the C-word so much I can't stand to even say it or write it. You've really taken the power/yuck factor out of it. 😂 I'm not going to even attempt to add one to the list. Well, maybe F-You Covid. Is that on your list? A favorite is Stupid-Is-As-Stupid-Does Covid. 😂😂😂 Also food favorites... Mom's Meatloaf Covid and Pioneer Woman Covid 😂😂 This made my day! Thanks for the laughs, Bill!

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Oct 31, 2022Liked by Bill Rice, Jr.

File this under Literary Covid:

Ovid Covid

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by Bill Rice, Jr.

Covid the Barbarian.

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Blockbuster will reopen under the name “Covideo.”

“Ovid’s Covid” is a newly discovered epic poem that will soon surpass Metamorphoses in popularity.

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Full fat Covid

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Woulda been worse Covid

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by Bill Rice, Jr.

That about covers it. I remember at work saying to the staff "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Covid, Covid, Covid." I should have been on Twitter then. Oh well. The x-rated Covid is interesting. I think the vax should be x-rated so it's kept from the kids, or anyone for that matter.

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None of your business Covid

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Shot in the back Covid

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by Bill Rice, Jr.

Proverbial “Fruitcake Covid”

Preserved forever; sent by crazy Aunt Maud.

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I re-booted this column 12 months after I originally published it. Thanks to everyone who got the "likes" number over 20!

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Nov 4, 2022Liked by Bill Rice, Jr.

Bubba Gump Covid.

Achy Breaky Covid (saw this s/where else)

Eagles Covids:

Hotel California Covid

Life in the Fastlane Covid

Take it Easy Covid

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Bedwetter Covid

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Oct 30, 2022Liked by Bill Rice, Jr.

y'all pretty well nailed it, Prof Bill...here's this ol' mechanic's 2 cents' worth,cheers... The NOIR Side of CoNvid...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_noir_titles

=List of film noir titles=

Tomorrow Is Another Day

Two of a Kind

Hit and Run

While the City Sleeps

Daybreak

Stray Dog

The Good Die Young

The Killer Is Loose

Over-Exposed

Please Murder Me

The Big Combo

No Questions Asked

Pickup

The Racket

The Raging Tide

Roadblock

 Kiss Me Deadly

Too Late for Tears (AKA Killer Bait)

The Breaking Point

Caged

Silent Dust

The Narrow Margin

Night Without Sleep

On Dangerous Ground

Crisis

The Damned Don't Cry

Edge of Doom

In a Lonely Place

Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye

No Way Out

One Way Street

Outside the Wall

Quicksand

Shakedown

Lightning Strikes Twice

No Escape

Pickup on South Street

Split Second[

The Big Heat

Suddenly

Twist of Fate

World for Ransom

The Blue Gardenia

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