I hate the C-word so much I can't stand to even say it or write it. You've really taken the power/yuck factor out of it. 😂 I'm not going to even attempt to add one to the list. Well, maybe F-You Covid. Is that on your list? A favorite is Stupid-Is-As-Stupid-Does Covid. 😂😂😂 Also food favorites... Mom's Meatloaf Covid and Pioneer Woman Covid 😂😂 This made my day! Thanks for the laughs, Bill!
Thanks, Barbara. If you read my Intro piece, you might remember that I was not going to try to save the world with every article. My late mother always told me she liked my irreverent, stream-of-conscience silly pieces best. So this one was for Mom. I write these in about 45 minutes compared to four days for my "save the world" efforts.
That about covers it. I remember at work saying to the staff "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Covid, Covid, Covid." I should have been on Twitter then. Oh well. The x-rated Covid is interesting. I think the vax should be x-rated so it's kept from the kids, or anyone for that matter.
And my recent article got at least one more reader for this article! For some reason, it tickled me ... but it never really took off. Thanks for reading. I just thought of a new one
Keep 'Em Coming Covid ...
We're ALL GOING TO DIE COVID
That’s it!
That's another variation of "Kill Your Grandmother Covid" ~ Boy, that got dark fast, said this unjabbed grandmother!
I hate the C-word so much I can't stand to even say it or write it. You've really taken the power/yuck factor out of it. 😂 I'm not going to even attempt to add one to the list. Well, maybe F-You Covid. Is that on your list? A favorite is Stupid-Is-As-Stupid-Does Covid. 😂😂😂 Also food favorites... Mom's Meatloaf Covid and Pioneer Woman Covid 😂😂 This made my day! Thanks for the laughs, Bill!
Thanks, Barbara. If you read my Intro piece, you might remember that I was not going to try to save the world with every article. My late mother always told me she liked my irreverent, stream-of-conscience silly pieces best. So this one was for Mom. I write these in about 45 minutes compared to four days for my "save the world" efforts.
Well, she is surely laughing at this one, Bill! :)
😂
File this under Literary Covid:
Ovid Covid
Covid the Barbarian.
Oh, that's a good one!
Blockbuster will reopen under the name “Covideo.”
“Ovid’s Covid” is a newly discovered epic poem that will soon surpass Metamorphoses in popularity.
Full fat Covid
Woulda been worse Covid
That about covers it. I remember at work saying to the staff "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Covid, Covid, Covid." I should have been on Twitter then. Oh well. The x-rated Covid is interesting. I think the vax should be x-rated so it's kept from the kids, or anyone for that matter.
None of your business Covid
Shot in the back Covid
Proverbial “Fruitcake Covid”
Preserved forever; sent by crazy Aunt Maud.
😂
I re-booted this column 12 months after I originally published it. Thanks to everyone who got the "likes" number over 20!
Bubba Gump Covid.
Achy Breaky Covid (saw this s/where else)
Eagles Covids:
Hotel California Covid
Life in the Fastlane Covid
Take it Easy Covid
Already Gone Covid?
And my recent article got at least one more reader for this article! For some reason, it tickled me ... but it never really took off. Thanks for reading. I just thought of a new one
Conspiracy Covid.
Each new variant could be "The New Kid In Town Covid".
You're good at this. It's fun isn't it?
Bedwetter Covid
A+
y'all pretty well nailed it, Prof Bill...here's this ol' mechanic's 2 cents' worth,cheers... The NOIR Side of CoNvid...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_noir_titles
=List of film noir titles=
Tomorrow Is Another Day
Two of a Kind
Hit and Run
While the City Sleeps
Daybreak
Stray Dog
The Good Die Young
The Killer Is Loose
Over-Exposed
Please Murder Me
The Big Combo
No Questions Asked
Pickup
The Racket
The Raging Tide
Roadblock
Kiss Me Deadly
Too Late for Tears (AKA Killer Bait)
The Breaking Point
Caged
Silent Dust
The Narrow Margin
Night Without Sleep
On Dangerous Ground
Crisis
The Damned Don't Cry
Edge of Doom
In a Lonely Place
Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye
No Way Out
One Way Street
Outside the Wall
Quicksand
Shakedown
Lightning Strikes Twice
No Escape
Pickup on South Street
Split Second[
The Big Heat
Suddenly
Twist of Fate
World for Ransom
The Blue Gardenia
No Questions Asked Covid
And
Kiss Me Deadly Covid
Make really good ones.