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Apr 11, 2023·edited Apr 11, 2023Author

I should probably make clear that this was not an article proper. Instead, this was just a five-minute audition on open-microphone night. I kind of day-dream about it being my five mintures on Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show." In my daydream, Ed and Johnny laugh their bellies off and Johnny invites me over to chat with him after my routine. And I'm off and running on my new career!

But, alas, Johnny and Ed are no longer with us. And I don't want to go on Steve Kimmel's show or that guy who used to be on SNL. Doesn't Fox have some new comedy show at 10 p.m. CST?

Anyone know Gutfeld?

I joke that I'm going to go on the comedian circuit. But I don't know of one Comedy club in Alabama. Maybe one of my friends will book me for entertainment at their grandchild's birthday party at McDonald's?

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by Bill Rice, Jr.

I know what you mean about thinking about career changes. I am thinking I'll have to become a farmer if the damn government puts mRNA in the food supply. Then the next catastrophe will be the government raining mRNA down on my garden!

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Disney World? Doesn’t sound fun to me. I grew up near Disneyland in California and used to go several times a year. But now, I’d never go to Disneyland or Disney World. For a number of reasons.

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I love Nate Bargatze too.

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