I should probably make clear that this was not an article proper. Instead, this was just a five-minute audition on open-microphone night. I kind of day-dream about it being my five mintures on Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show." In my daydream, Ed and Johnny laugh their bellies off and Johnny invites me over to chat with him after my routine. And I'm off and running on my new career!
But, alas, Johnny and Ed are no longer with us. And I don't want to go on Steve Kimmel's show or that guy who used to be on SNL. Doesn't Fox have some new comedy show at 10 p.m. CST?
Anyone know Gutfeld?
I joke that I'm going to go on the comedian circuit. But I don't know of one Comedy club in Alabama. Maybe one of my friends will book me for entertainment at their grandchild's birthday party at McDonald's?
I know what you mean about thinking about career changes. I am thinking I'll have to become a farmer if the damn government puts mRNA in the food supply. Then the next catastrophe will be the government raining mRNA down on my garden!
Agree! I feel a career change too.. a ranch hand sounds better than sitting behind a computer and herding humans all day and trying to keeping them in line.
Disney World? Doesn’t sound fun to me. I grew up near Disneyland in California and used to go several times a year. But now, I’d never go to Disneyland or Disney World. For a number of reasons.
I'm no big fan of Woke Disney, but I must admit we had fun ... and I do think we got us some life-long happy memories. It was after the mandatory masking and we waited until Pickle Jack was old enough to remember it and could get around fine by himself.
We tell our kids (ages 22, 20 and 18) that we went to Disney when they were little and they just don't remember it because they were so young. And the pictures weren't digital, so they are up in the attic somewhere with all of our old/real pictures (it's actually a running joke - they know we've actually never gone).
I should probably make clear that this was not an article proper. Instead, this was just a five-minute audition on open-microphone night. I kind of day-dream about it being my five mintures on Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show." In my daydream, Ed and Johnny laugh their bellies off and Johnny invites me over to chat with him after my routine. And I'm off and running on my new career!
But, alas, Johnny and Ed are no longer with us. And I don't want to go on Steve Kimmel's show or that guy who used to be on SNL. Doesn't Fox have some new comedy show at 10 p.m. CST?
Anyone know Gutfeld?
I joke that I'm going to go on the comedian circuit. But I don't know of one Comedy club in Alabama. Maybe one of my friends will book me for entertainment at their grandchild's birthday party at McDonald's?
I know what you mean about thinking about career changes. I am thinking I'll have to become a farmer if the damn government puts mRNA in the food supply. Then the next catastrophe will be the government raining mRNA down on my garden!
I need to make some friends who are good at gardening. Maybe they'll take payment with some of my "junk" silver coins (pre-1965).
Agree! I feel a career change too.. a ranch hand sounds better than sitting behind a computer and herding humans all day and trying to keeping them in line.
Disney World? Doesn’t sound fun to me. I grew up near Disneyland in California and used to go several times a year. But now, I’d never go to Disneyland or Disney World. For a number of reasons.
I'm no big fan of Woke Disney, but I must admit we had fun ... and I do think we got us some life-long happy memories. It was after the mandatory masking and we waited until Pickle Jack was old enough to remember it and could get around fine by himself.
We tell our kids (ages 22, 20 and 18) that we went to Disney when they were little and they just don't remember it because they were so young. And the pictures weren't digital, so they are up in the attic somewhere with all of our old/real pictures (it's actually a running joke - they know we've actually never gone).
I love Nate Bargatze too.