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If I did run for president, I already know what my main campaign message would be. It would be “First do no harm.” As such, I would campaign on the pledge that, if I was elected, I would promise to do nothing as president.

I wouldn’t propose any legislation; I would just try to rescind as many bad laws and terrible regulations as I could. I would set the American record for vetoing new do-gooder bills.

I’d park Air Force One to save tax-payer money (and to, of course, fight Global Warming).

I would hold a 90-minute press conference every day just so I could spar with the captured MSM and tell them, over and over, how awful they are.

In fact, in my first three days in office, I would have held more long press conferences than the current "President" has in the last two years.

“Vote for Bill. He’ll do nothing!”

This would be refreshing and would probably make me go down in history as the greatest president of all time.

I would take the $450,000 salary as I need the money. However, I wouldn’t hit up anyone for donations for a President Rice Presidential Library. We could just put that in a wing of the Troy Public Library.

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Re: The "terrible inflation" I remember from the Jimmy Carter years, I should note that this inflation wasn't more terrible than what we've endured in the last four years. The only difference between then and now is, back then, the government hadn't mastered how to brazenly lie about the true inflation rate.

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