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I now have 3,530 Substack "subscribers." As I pointed out in a recent story about my first six months as a Substacker, hardly any of my subscibers are from my own town. I bet I have maybe 12 Facebook followers (out of 1500-plus) who also subscribe to my Substack newsletter. I think if my links to my Substack posts weren't spiked by the algorithms or if I could post about everything I'm writing about (articles I would like more of my friends to see), I might now have 4,530 Substack subscribers. Some of those subscribers would be "paid." So Facebook, arguably, is conspiring to harm my means of making a living. I wonder in the future if someone doesn't file a lawsuit against this company on these grounds. Kind of like Alex Berenson did against Twitter.

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Okay, we have a winner - Congratulations, Neil Pryke! I think it took Neil 10 seconds to crack the code.

The good news is you get world-wide acclaim from 3,530 Bill Rice, Jr. Substack subscribers. The bad news is I don’t have any super neat prizes like trips to Hawaii or even a gift card.However, I you are interested, I can offer any one of these prizes:

1) E-mail me a favorite photo with your own caption … and I can publish it in a future dispatch!

2) Write your own column/essay on any topic and I’ll publish it as a guest column. Who knows? Your column, unlike my own, might change the world. Please keep your column to under 1200 words. I know few of my own columns stick to this rule, but another one of my favorite maxims is: “Do as I say; not as I do.”

3) I actually have a 7-year-old son, Pickle Jack McCoy, who is well onto his way to becoming a legendary figure. I could get Pickle Jack to autograph a signed photo (suitable for framing) and mail this to you. Here’s the photo you’d get. (Pickle Jack now knows how to sign his name.)

https://billricejr.substack.com/p/the-legend-of-pickle-jack-mccoy

4) None of the above. It’s okay to decline your prize options. I know tax reasons might apply. Regardless, thanks for playing.

Thanks to everyone who might share this post via Facebook or Substack. Who knows? Maybe it will go viral and Neil really will become world famous. Also, other people can come up with their own coded Facebook posts.

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