Howard Stern gets Covid

And we’re the morons, imbeciles and idiots.

America’s Favorite Shock Jock jumped the Covid shark.

So much is happening in the world, I almost missed the story that our country’s most foul-mouthed supporter of Big Pharma and Covid “vaccines,” and one of the biggest believers in Anthony Fauci’s “settled science,” and the celebrity who never misses an opportunity to insult and attack the un-vaccinated … recently came down with a bad case of Covid.

Yes, Howard Stern caught Covid.

As reported by PennLive.com and other news organizations, "Stern revealed to fans during his Monday show that he was off the air last week because he had come down with the virus.”

“I just want to announce something,” Stern said after noting he was off last week. COVID is really bad. You do not want COVID. Oh (expletive). Man, I went through hell … I’ve never really been this sick,” he added.

Stern, it goes without writing, was quick to thank the makers of the COVID-19 vaccine.

“…. I must thank the scientist who developed the COVID vaccine.’

“What a wallop this thing is … can you imagine if we didn’t have a vaccine?” he said.

Despite constantly wearing masks and receiving up to eight vaccines or boosters, somehow Stern still gave COVID-19 to his wife, Beth Stern, who one assumes is also fully-vaccinated (or Stern would have surely divorced her by now).

Fox News told viewers Stern is still trying to figure out how he caught the virus.

“It’s impossible that I got COVID,” said Stern, who added, “he hasn’t been anywhere,” mentioning he went to his mother’s and wore his masks the entire time. He also said he saw his assistant and his driver without a mask and they both tested negative.”

Stern’s on the record and isn’t backing off his insults …

I don’t listen to Howard Stern, but I do know Stern has never been a fan of other celebrities and fellow citizens who didn’t get the shot and also somehow survived Covid.

According to Outkick reporter Bobby Burack, tennis great Novak Djokovic particularly makes Stern’s blood boil:

“The radio host appeared to double down (in November 2021), going off in an on-air profanity-laden tirade over tennis champ Novak Djokovic's position on the vaccine.

"That f--knut … Djokovic. The Joker, I call him The Joker," Stern, 67, said. "What a f---ing a—hole."

"The first I've heard of this guy is that he doesn't want to get his vaccine, and he's running around …  they should throw him right the f--- out of tennis," the comedian asserted. "That's it, goodbye."

Stern even threatened to run for president to make sure every American gets the eight or so shots he’s received. From The Hill a couple of years ago:

Howard Stern says he “might have to run” for president in order to clean up the “mess” made by Americans who oppose COVID-19 vaccinations.

“Believe me, this here is turning into a third-world country because of the f—ing morons we have living here,” Stern told listeners on his SiriusXM radio show on Tuesday …“It’s a sad commentary on my country,” Stern, 67, said.

“This is my country. I’ve got too many morons living here. We could be past a lot of this COVID business,” added Stern, a vocal proponent of vaccinations.”

“You were all about freedom, until the morons got ahold of the place,” co-host Robin Quivers said.

“Now I’m not into freedom,” Stern replied to laughs. “I don’t feel good about what’s going on in my country. I might have to run just to clean this f—ing mess up.”

But, wait, that’s not all …

A couple of months ago, I ran a similar story on comedian Stephen Colbert who came down with at least his third case of Covid despite all of his vaccinations.

In researching that story, I found another quote from America’s best-known shock jock who, interestingly, became widely popular for his willingness to criticize “The Man.”

“When are we gonna stop putting up with idiots in this country and just say it’s mandatory to get vaccinated? F*ck ‘em; f*ck their freedom,” said Stern.

According to another story, “Stern previously advocated for the coronavirus vaccine to be mandatory, and has repeatedly referred to those who choose to forego the jab as "imbeciles" and "nut jobs.”

He has also suggested on-air that doctors and nurses should refuse to treat those who have not taken the vaccine.

So in just a few paragraphs, and from finding just a few “Howard Stern Covid stories,” I see that Stern has referred to unvaccinated people like myself as “imbeciles,” “nut jobs,” “f***nuts,” “f-ing morons,” plain “morons,” “idiots” and “F-ing assholes.”

I know Stern is adamantly opposed to people like myself possessing any personal freedom over what substances get injected into our bodies and that he has toyed with the idea of running for president, where he would find a way to make it mandatory for everyone to get these shots. 

He  seems to endorse doctors and nurses refusing medical treatment to people who did not get the shots. He doesn’t want the greatest tennis player of all-time to be able to play tennis.

This, arguably, is the most successful, famous and wealthiest radio talk-show host in the world.

America’s best-know radio host is a man who refuses to see or acknowledge that his beloved experimental mRNA injection doesn’t prevent infection and doesn’t prevent spread. 

To Stern, any Americans who think many people have died from these shots are morons, imbeciles and assholes.

He clearly hasn’t learned that the vaccinated are coming down with Covid at a far greater rate than the unvaccinated. Nor has he noted that only the very old and people with multiple serious pre-existing conditions are essentially the only people who have died from this illness.

He doesn’t care one iota if dangerous hospital protocols have killed many people. The huge explosion of “excess deaths” must be due to Climate Change … or Donald Trump, who he hates but actually made sure Howard could get his beloved shots in warp speed.

Prediction: Howard Stern and his wife will keep getting their shots every six months; they’ll keep wearing their masks; they’ll keep social distancing and avoiding places where many people gather …. and they’ll still get Covid again.

And after they do, they’ll release a statement thanking Pfizer, Moderna and Anthony Fauci for saving their lives.

Stern’s right about one thing. If someone as incredibly dumb and coarse as himself can become wildly successful, wealthy and famous - and stay that way  - America has become a nation of imbeciles.